Monday, June 22, 2009

so okay

SO YEAH i decided yesterday to sit my ass down and find a photo of the occasion. incident. event? whatever. i'm the fella in the grey sweatshirt (hoodie? hoody?). apparently i am telling some entertaining story to my friend and the guy i was tabled with. sorry guy. you are not my friend. yet! he made a comic about vegans and it sold well. i made a comic about nothing and it sold terribly. well, i don't know. what are good sales for this sort of thing? so ANYHOWZERS i took this photo off of some other dudes' website (see if you can find them in the photo!) and this pretty much is all the evidence i have for even being there.

uh my website is still broken raw deal i am so over the internet

Thursday, June 11, 2009


so now it's twelve forty and my real cool website done broke on me so i guess this is what i'll have to use until i fix it. which will be months from now, i'm sure.
uh yeah so i am going to the OCF and i am going to try to trick some people into buying my stuff maybe i will even make enough money for a sixer now wouldn't that be something.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

rob robotic tics

to be frank what is there to be frank about. hold that gait. did i say single-signifier engines are simpler and therefore less complex? you have to live with seemingly contradictory conclusions in life. understanding doubly so, and avoiding all tangles of wire along the way. sure maybe i cloud my sincereisms in metaphor but it seems to be the only vehicle fit for transport. at least it's something everyone recognizes, anyway. is this the only possible way to distribute information? through disassembly towards dissembly, from point to point. hotdogs -> mustard-> color -> pigment -> color spectrum of visible light. the need to map out information to digest it. you're never in a new place? that's possible. everything links. the futility of expressing a point of view. all tools of expression are tainted with personal experience and doing so, erased permanently the potential to decontextualize a noun. so the only way to attain pure expression is through wholly new expression. which is impossible, because everything is made in relief from everything else. is a golf club really a golf club, or is it a golf club simply because everything else on the planet isn't a golf club. which is well-tread territory.