To The Seven Continents,
Who is this guy, and why does he like my shirt so much?
He told me it was because it made his dumpy ass jeans look cooler.
Because, you know, something on your body has to carry the day,
and your Nordstrom rack jeans aren't going to be there forever.
My shirt, however, will hug you and never let you go-
don't forget that, my eternal friends, and vote now.
King Prince Cameron, CEO
Amalgamated Sugar Co.